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Probably Stolen water purification: filters, tablets and stalled purity

Quick answer

Fit a usable Water Filter inside the Water Pitcher, pour the dirty water into it, use a purification tablet, then test the finished batch. In our retail test, 96.04% Ghostwater became 97.77% after filtering and 98.87% Basewater after one tablet. A working starter setup does not guarantee High-Quality or Pure Water. Compare TESTED with LABELLED: the old label can remain after successful treatment.

Checked 9 Nov 2026 · after patch 100-Rev13 (8 Nov 2026)

How this guide was checked

Coverage: Latest official patches 1.0.0.12 (November 6) and the 100-Rev13 hotfix (November 8) · not retested since. Kingy retail tests: Windows / Steam build 26284217 · 100-REV3 · October 29–30, 2026 UTC. Original water, machine/charging, caffeine, crate/keycard and exchange tests · stamp handbook checked · customer-budget help uses attributed creator footage. Controls, first-day trades, menus and Store Attractiveness checked on build 26525552 (100-REV13), November 9, 2026.. Research checked 9 Nov 2026. Updated 9 Nov 2026

This guide uses the linked sources and any attributed demonstrations. Platform differences and limitations are noted with the advice they affect.

See the 8 sources
8 sources
Kingy playedCreator clipChecked on screen · 9 Nov 202610 steps3 moments · 2:15
  1. 0:15–0:54UV Lamp, pitcher and AquaScan readings on day 75 (creator chapter at 0:00)Read TESTED and LABELLED separately · Recreational Suffering
  2. 1:25–2:01The HydraTech handheld prompt on a large bottle, and a Spacer buying a large bottle (creator chapter at 1:17)Why the HydraTech handheld can refuse water · Recreational Suffering
  3. 4:16–5:16A module-fitted Water Purifier tooltip and a Pure Water scan (creator chapter at 4:00)The overnight purifier: check power and maximum purity · Recreational Suffering

See it first · Read TESTED and LABELLED separately ↓

Checked on screen · Nov 9, 2026

0:15–0:54 · 39 sUV Lamp, pitcher and AquaScan readings on day 75 (creator chapter at 0:00)
Recreational SufferingFull video ↗
Credits

“How to Make Pure Water in Probably Stolen (Water Guide)” by Recreational Suffering · Oct 31, 2026 · Release footage uploaded October 31, before update 1.0.0.12 changed the stock Water Purifier's maximum; the build number isn't legible in the frames we checked.

Independent creator · no partnership implied

Creator? Ask us to remove this

Watch our tested starter setup · 2:34
Silent with explanatory captions · actual gameplay at normal speed, with cuts and enlarged UI. Windows / Steam build 26284217 (100-REV3), Water Merchant / Mark Up (Normal), October 29, 2026. AI-operated and edited; game © Questing Goose Studio / tinyBuild. Steps and measurements follow below.

Before you start

  • A Water Pitcher with room for the batch; ours held up to 3,000 ml.
  • A Water Filter with durability remaining, fitted inside the pitcher.
  • Water Purification Tablets, unused Water Testing Strips, the source water and an empty vessel if you want to bottle the result.
  • This walkthrough uses the Water Merchant start; equipment unlocks in other scenarios were not tested.
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Start with the changed purifier

The October 28 hotfix 1.0.0.2 reworked the Water Purifier. It also reduced the listed Moisture Farm price from 650 to 350 and the Water Filter price from 50 to 25. Those are patch changes, not a promise of every vendor’s selling price.

Hotfix 1.0.0.5 on October 30 then lowered the listed Water Purifier price from 300 to 250, a cut the developer says was missed in 1.0.0.2. Our purifier readings below come from the earlier build 26284217.

An earlier launch-day Steam guide still contains the old farm price and experimental overnight recipes. Do not buy a machine or wait a fixed number of nights solely because an old demo guide says it works. Read the instructions and tooltip on the machine in your own run.

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Make Basewater with the starter equipment

Keep batches separate. Test the source, note its volume and purity, then measure after each treatment. The sequence below worked for our samples; we did not compare the reverse order.

A Water Filter visibly installed inside the Water Pitcher slot.
Open the pitcher and confirm the filter is fitted inside.Kingy capture · Probably Stolen © Questing Goose Studio / tinyBuild · build 26284217, October 29, 2026 · Open full-size diagram ↗
  1. Test the source: double-click the Water Testing Kit, double-click an unused strip, then click the water vessel. Read its percentage and TESTED grade. Our large bottle began with 2,000 ml of 96.04% Ghostwater.
  2. Double-click the Water Pitcher to open its slot. Drag a usable Water Filter into that slot and confirm its icon is inside. A loose filter in inventory is not fitted.
  3. Double-click the source bottle to use it, then click the fitted pitcher. You can also right-click the source and choose Use. Filtering happens as water enters. Our sample became 1,964 ml; a new strip measured 97.77% Ghostwater.
  4. Open the tablet bottle, double-click one tablet, then click the pitcher. Wait for treatment to finish. Our filtered sample finished at 1,943 ml.
  5. Use another unused strip. Our result was 98.87% Basewater, while LABELLED still said Ghostwater. Match Label corrected the label without changing purity.
  6. To bottle it, right-click the pitcher, choose Use and click an empty bottle with enough capacity. Retest if you later mix batches.
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What our tests actually produced

One run, different starting samples: these are observed results, not guaranteed percentages for every contamination mix. None reached 99% High-Quality water.

Download the measurements (CSV)

Testing scope and source timestamps (JSON)

Actual readings: 96.04% Ghostwater, 97.77% after filtering and 98.87% Basewater after one tablet.
One bottle, three measurements. The final panel still shows the old Ghostwater label.Kingy capture · Probably Stolen © Questing Goose Studio / tinyBuild · build 26284217, October 29, 2026 · Open full-size diagram ↗
Starting sampleTreatment so farPurity / gradeVolume
2,000 ml · 96.04% GhostwaterStandard filter97.77% Ghostwater1,964 ml
Same batchThen one tablet98.87% Basewater1,943 ml
3,000 ml · 92.00% RustwaterStandard filter95.58% Rustwater2,887 ml
Same Rustwater batchThen one tablet98.18% Basewater2,811 ml
Same Rustwater batchThen a second tablet98.60% Basewater2,799 ml
Separate 3,000 ml · 92.00% RustwaterHydraTech handheld only98.00% Basewater3,000 ml
2,000 ml of that handheld outputFilter, then one tablet98.86% Basewater1,983 ml
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Read TESTED and LABELLED separately

Treatment can improve the contents while leaving the old label. We reproduced TESTED Basewater at 98.87% beside LABELLED Ghostwater. Match Label changed the label, not the measured purity. Use the tested result when deciding what you can sell.

Testing Strips were enough for our grade and percentage measurements. An AquaScan can show a contaminant breakdown, as illustrated in the older creator clip previously used on this page; we did not test an AquaScan in this run.

TESTED Basewater at 98.87%, LABELLED Ghostwater and the Match Label button.
The treatment worked; the label had not changed.Kingy capture · Probably Stolen © Questing Goose Studio / tinyBuild · build 26284217, October 29, 2026 · Open full-size diagram ↗

Checked on screen · Nov 9, 2026

0:15–0:54 · 39 sUV Lamp, pitcher and AquaScan readings on day 75 (creator chapter at 0:00)

Scan the batch, treat it, and scan again to see which contaminant lines are gone and whether the grade changed.

Recreational SufferingFull video ↗
Credits

“How to Make Pure Water in Probably Stolen (Water Guide)” by Recreational Suffering · Oct 31, 2026 · Release footage uploaded October 31, before update 1.0.0.12 changed the stock Water Purifier's maximum; the build number isn't legible in the frames we checked.

Independent creator · no partnership implied

Creator? Ask us to remove this

0:15–0:54UV Lamp, pitcher and AquaScan readings on day 75 (creator chapter at 0:00)
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Why the HydraTech handheld can refuse water

The HydraTech Micro Water Purifier raised a separate 3,000 ml Rustwater sample from 92.00% to 98.00% Basewater. Its durability fell from 75/300 to 45/300.

On our 98.87% batch it refused with an already-Basewater-or-better message. Repeatedly selecting it did not bypass that limit. A separate 2,000 ml portion of its output, then filtered and given one tablet, finished at 1,983 ml and 98.86%. The intermediate filter step was not separately strip-tested.

The game reports this water is already Basewater or better.
The handheld refused the already-treated 98.87% batch.Kingy capture · Probably Stolen © Questing Goose Studio / tinyBuild · build 26284217, October 29, 2026 · Open full-size diagram ↗

Checked on screen · Nov 9, 2026

1:25–2:01 · 36 sThe HydraTech handheld prompt on a large bottle, and a Spacer buying a large bottle (creator chapter at 1:17)

Use the HydraTech handheld on a large bottle; a buyer drawn by water in your display case can then buy it.

Recreational SufferingFull video ↗
Credits

“How to Start a Water Empire in Probably Stolen (Guide)” by Recreational Suffering · Oct 30, 2026 · Release footage uploaded October 30, before updates 1.0.0.5 and 1.0.0.12; the build number isn't legible in the frames we checked.

Independent creator · no partnership implied

Creator? Ask us to remove this

1:25–2:01The HydraTech handheld prompt on a large bottle, and a Spacer buying a large bottle (creator chapter at 1:17)
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Does Basewater count as clean water?

The Water Trading Manual lists Basewater at 98–99%, High-Quality at 99–99.9%, and Pure Water at 99.9%+. It describes High-Quality and Pure Water as safe to drink; Basewater is for use if necessary, with prolonged use discouraged. These are game mechanics.

The manual says filters and tablets can sometimes reach High-Quality depending on initial water. Pure Water requires a dedicated Water Purifier with properly installed modules. Our starter tests did not reach High-Quality or Pure Water.

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If the setup still looks wrong

Change one treatment at a time and compare measured purity, grade and finished volume. The in-game manual says a method that stops improving the reading cannot remove the remaining contaminants.

What you seeWhat to check next
Still Ghostwater after filteringOur filter raised 96.04% to 97.77% without changing the grade. Check the percentage, then try another suitable treatment and retest.
Filter seems inactiveOpen the pitcher; confirm the filter is fitted and has durability. Treatment occurs on the incoming pour.
Label did not improveCompare TESTED and LABELLED. Use Match Label when the tested contents have a different grade.
Second tablet still leaves BasewaterOurs raised 98.18% to 98.60%, still Basewater. More tablets are not a guaranteed route to 99%.
Handheld refusesIt refused our 98.87% batch as already Basewater or better. Test another appropriate method rather than repeating that refusal.
Less water than you started withFiltering and tablets reduced our batch volumes. Measure the output rather than assuming all 2 or 3 litres remain.
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UV: source-based help, not part of our test

Playtest illustration

UV treatment and scanner comparison from the August playtest. Shows a targeted treatment; does not demonstrate the redesigned overnight machine.

By Piranowsky · 13:33–14:03 · August playtest; current purifier rules differ

Link to this moment ↗

Playtest illustration: UV and the remaining contaminants

Recording: Piranowsky · Game: Questing Goose Studio / tinyBuild · Poster: Kingy explanatory diagram; not a frame from the source video

Evidence and limits

Community-reported video. Visually reviewed 13:33–14:03: UV tool on a container and scanner comparison. August playtest, not a current-patch production or profitability test.

YouTube connects when you load the player. No autoplay. If playback is unavailable, use the YouTube link.

A UV Lamp targets microorganisms. It is useful when the scan still shows that component, but it is not a substitute for removing other contaminants. The earlier demonstration applies the tool to a container and compares the scanner result.

This illustration predates release. The launch-day player guide independently identifies UV or tablets as the response to microbes remaining after filtration. Follow your current item text and check the result rather than borrowing the video’s exact purity values.

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The overnight purifier: check power and maximum purity

We inspected the Retired Water Merchant’s Water Purifier on day 3 in the same build. With empty module slots, its tooltip showed Max Purity 99% and Required Energy 4/Day. Those are readings for this inspected machine, not a tested upgraded output or every machine configuration. Update 1.0.0.12 on November 6 says a stock Water Purifier now cleans to 99.01%, up from 99.00%; we have not re-read the tooltip since.

Double-click the machine to inspect its module grid and water-container slot. Its included instructions say it purifies water in an inserted container overnight and needs a power source with enough energy. The instructions assign Efficiency to power consumption, Performance to the amount removed per night, and Quality to maximum purity. They display a 0.5 ratio beside Quality; we have not tested that formula.

For stalled production, inspect the fitted container, available energy and current Max Purity before waiting another night or buying modules. A displayed cap below your target is a reason to inspect quality upgrades, rather than assuming more nights alone will raise the cap. We have not bought this machine, fitted modules or measured an overnight cycle, so there is no verified module arrangement or Pure Water recipe here.

Enlarge the current machine instructions

Current Water Purifier tooltip showing Max Purity 99% and Required Energy 4/Day.
Inspected merchant machine with empty module slots. Tooltip readings, not a production test.Kingy capture · build 26284217, October 29, 2026 · Probably Stolen © Questing Goose Studio / tinyBuild · Open full-size diagram ↗

Checked on screen · Nov 9, 2026

4:16–5:16 · 60 sA module-fitted Water Purifier tooltip and a Pure Water scan (creator chapter at 4:00)

Hover the purifier to read its Max Purity and energy after fitting modules, then scan your water and use Match Label if the label lags.

Recreational SufferingFull video ↗
Credits

“How to Make Pure Water in Probably Stolen (Water Guide)” by Recreational Suffering · Oct 31, 2026 · Release footage uploaded October 31, before update 1.0.0.12 changed the stock Water Purifier's maximum; the build number isn't legible in the frames we checked.

Independent creator · no partnership implied

Creator? Ask us to remove this

4:16–5:16A module-fitted Water Purifier tooltip and a Pure Water scan (creator chapter at 4:00)
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How this guide was checked

Codex controlled the user’s purchased retail copy on Windows and recorded the starter tests on October 29, 2026: Steam build 26284217, menu version 100-REV3, Water Merchant, Mark Up (Normal), day 1, keyboard and mouse. Writing, footage selection and editing were AI-assisted. No gameplay was generated.

The 2:34 silent video uses actual gameplay at normal speed, with cuts to omit setup delays and close-ups enlarging the original UI. Captions explain the actions; the written steps and results provide a text alternative.

This is a single run, not repeated trials or a comparison of treatment order. Other scenarios and difficulties were not tested. On day 3 we inspected the dedicated machine’s instructions and tooltip; a production cycle and module arrangements remain untested. UV help retains its attributed source limits.

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Sources · 8Walkthrough · Official · Reported · checked 9 Nov 2026 · Research checked 9 Nov 2026
Kingy retail water test: build 26284217 (100-REV3) ↗First-hand test on Windows / Steam, Water Merchant, Mark Up (Normal), day 1. Codex operated the purchased retail game and selected/edited real footage. Filter, tablets, testing strips, Match Label and HydraTech handheld tested. Single run; no reverse-order comparison. Dedicated overnight machine and UV production not tested. Source recording timestamps and measurements are in this evidence record.Walkthrough ·
Kingy current-build Water Purifier inspection ↗First-hand inspection, build 26284217 (100-REV3), Water Merchant / Mark Up (Normal), day 3. Unowned Retired Water Merchant stock had empty module slots, Max Purity 99% and Required Energy 4/Day. Instructions identify overnight operation and module stat roles. No production cycle or upgraded output tested. Source timestamps in the evidence JSON.Walkthrough ·
Hotfix & Bell Hotkey Rebind - 1.0.0.5 ↗Water Purifier price 300 to 250; rebindable counter-bell key (B); frame-rate cap follows the monitor; borderless fullscreen for non-16:9 screens; bandage plus Glass Shard makes a Glass Shiv. Official notes; not retested by Kingy.Official ·
Cumulative Update - 1.0.0.12 ↗Stock Water Purifier now cleans to 99.01% (was 99.00%); Moisture Farm 6 L nightly cap fixed; machine energy warnings; Power Line Hijack levels. Official notes; not retested by Kingy.Official ·
Water Balance & Hotfix — 1.0.0.2 ↗Purifier logic reworked; Moisture Farm price 650 to 350 and Water Filter price 50 to 25. Read against the official news feed and SteamDB build 26284217. Starter tests are recorded separately under Kingy retail water test.Official ·
Water purification after the October 28 patch ↗October 29 source describes version 100-REV3, powered overnight purification and the Max Purity tooltip. Secondary reporting, not an independent Kingy test. Exact module formulas and vendor prices are not adopted here.Reported ·
Water Trading Made Easy ↗October 28 full-release player guide, updated 15:53 before the later water hotfix. Used for tablets, pitcher/filter and microbial-contamination troubleshooting only. Obsolete farm prices, numerical purifier recipes, dilution and guaranteed profit claims excluded.Reported ·
UV lamp: a targeted treatment ↗Community-reported video. Visually reviewed 13:33–14:03: UV tool on a container and scanner comparison. August playtest, not a current-patch production or profitability test.Walkthrough ·

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