Probably Stolen water purification: filters, tablets and stalled purity
Quick answer
Fit a usable Water Filter inside the Water Pitcher, pour the dirty water into it, use a purification tablet, then test the finished batch. In our retail test, 96.04% Ghostwater became 97.77% after filtering and 98.87% Basewater after one tablet. A working starter setup does not guarantee High-Quality or Pure Water. Compare TESTED with LABELLED: the old label can remain after successful treatment.
“How to Make Pure Water in Probably Stolen (Water Guide)” by Recreational Suffering · Oct 31, 2026 · Release footage uploaded October 31, before update 1.0.0.12 changed the stock Water Purifier's maximum; the build number isn't legible in the frames we checked.
A Water Pitcher with room for the batch; ours held up to 3,000 ml.
A Water Filter with durability remaining, fitted inside the pitcher.
Water Purification Tablets, unused Water Testing Strips, the source water and an empty vessel if you want to bottle the result.
This walkthrough uses the Water Merchant start; equipment unlocks in other scenarios were not tested.
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Start with the changed purifier
The October 28 hotfix 1.0.0.2 reworked the Water Purifier. It also reduced the listed Moisture Farm price from 650 to 350 and the Water Filter price from 50 to 25. Those are patch changes, not a promise of every vendor’s selling price.
Hotfix 1.0.0.5 on October 30 then lowered the listed Water Purifier price from 300 to 250, a cut the developer says was missed in 1.0.0.2. Our purifier readings below come from the earlier build 26284217.
An earlier launch-day Steam guide still contains the old farm price and experimental overnight recipes. Do not buy a machine or wait a fixed number of nights solely because an old demo guide says it works. Read the instructions and tooltip on the machine in your own run.
Keep batches separate. Test the source, note its volume and purity, then measure after each treatment. The sequence below worked for our samples; we did not compare the reverse order.
Test the source: double-click the Water Testing Kit, double-click an unused strip, then click the water vessel. Read its percentage and TESTED grade. Our large bottle began with 2,000 ml of 96.04% Ghostwater.
Double-click the Water Pitcher to open its slot. Drag a usable Water Filter into that slot and confirm its icon is inside. A loose filter in inventory is not fitted.
Double-click the source bottle to use it, then click the fitted pitcher. You can also right-click the source and choose Use. Filtering happens as water enters. Our sample became 1,964 ml; a new strip measured 97.77% Ghostwater.
Open the tablet bottle, double-click one tablet, then click the pitcher. Wait for treatment to finish. Our filtered sample finished at 1,943 ml.
Use another unused strip. Our result was 98.87% Basewater, while LABELLED still said Ghostwater. Match Label corrected the label without changing purity.
To bottle it, right-click the pitcher, choose Use and click an empty bottle with enough capacity. Retest if you later mix batches.
One run, different starting samples: these are observed results, not guaranteed percentages for every contamination mix. None reached 99% High-Quality water.
Treatment can improve the contents while leaving the old label. We reproduced TESTED Basewater at 98.87% beside LABELLED Ghostwater. Match Label changed the label, not the measured purity. Use the tested result when deciding what you can sell.
Testing Strips were enough for our grade and percentage measurements. An AquaScan can show a contaminant breakdown, as illustrated in the older creator clip previously used on this page; we did not test an AquaScan in this run.
“How to Make Pure Water in Probably Stolen (Water Guide)” by Recreational Suffering · Oct 31, 2026 · Release footage uploaded October 31, before update 1.0.0.12 changed the stock Water Purifier's maximum; the build number isn't legible in the frames we checked.
The HydraTech Micro Water Purifier raised a separate 3,000 ml Rustwater sample from 92.00% to 98.00% Basewater. Its durability fell from 75/300 to 45/300.
On our 98.87% batch it refused with an already-Basewater-or-better message. Repeatedly selecting it did not bypass that limit. A separate 2,000 ml portion of its output, then filtered and given one tablet, finished at 1,983 ml and 98.86%. The intermediate filter step was not separately strip-tested.
“How to Start a Water Empire in Probably Stolen (Guide)” by Recreational Suffering · Oct 30, 2026 · Release footage uploaded October 30, before updates 1.0.0.5 and 1.0.0.12; the build number isn't legible in the frames we checked.
The Water Trading Manual lists Basewater at 98–99%, High-Quality at 99–99.9%, and Pure Water at 99.9%+. It describes High-Quality and Pure Water as safe to drink; Basewater is for use if necessary, with prolonged use discouraged. These are game mechanics.
The manual says filters and tablets can sometimes reach High-Quality depending on initial water. Pure Water requires a dedicated Water Purifier with properly installed modules. Our starter tests did not reach High-Quality or Pure Water.
Change one treatment at a time and compare measured purity, grade and finished volume. The in-game manual says a method that stops improving the reading cannot remove the remaining contaminants.
What you see
What to check next
Still Ghostwater after filtering
Our filter raised 96.04% to 97.77% without changing the grade. Check the percentage, then try another suitable treatment and retest.
Filter seems inactive
Open the pitcher; confirm the filter is fitted and has durability. Treatment occurs on the incoming pour.
Label did not improve
Compare TESTED and LABELLED. Use Match Label when the tested contents have a different grade.
Second tablet still leaves Basewater
Ours raised 98.18% to 98.60%, still Basewater. More tablets are not a guaranteed route to 99%.
Handheld refuses
It refused our 98.87% batch as already Basewater or better. Test another appropriate method rather than repeating that refusal.
Less water than you started with
Filtering and tablets reduced our batch volumes. Measure the output rather than assuming all 2 or 3 litres remain.
Community-reported video. Visually reviewed 13:33–14:03: UV tool on a container and scanner comparison. August playtest, not a current-patch production or profitability test.
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A UV Lamp targets microorganisms. It is useful when the scan still shows that component, but it is not a substitute for removing other contaminants. The earlier demonstration applies the tool to a container and compares the scanner result.
This illustration predates release. The launch-day player guide independently identifies UV or tablets as the response to microbes remaining after filtration. Follow your current item text and check the result rather than borrowing the video’s exact purity values.
The overnight purifier: check power and maximum purity
We inspected the Retired Water Merchant’s Water Purifier on day 3 in the same build. With empty module slots, its tooltip showed Max Purity 99% and Required Energy 4/Day. Those are readings for this inspected machine, not a tested upgraded output or every machine configuration. Update 1.0.0.12 on November 6 says a stock Water Purifier now cleans to 99.01%, up from 99.00%; we have not re-read the tooltip since.
Double-click the machine to inspect its module grid and water-container slot. Its included instructions say it purifies water in an inserted container overnight and needs a power source with enough energy. The instructions assign Efficiency to power consumption, Performance to the amount removed per night, and Quality to maximum purity. They display a 0.5 ratio beside Quality; we have not tested that formula.
For stalled production, inspect the fitted container, available energy and current Max Purity before waiting another night or buying modules. A displayed cap below your target is a reason to inspect quality upgrades, rather than assuming more nights alone will raise the cap. We have not bought this machine, fitted modules or measured an overnight cycle, so there is no verified module arrangement or Pure Water recipe here.
“How to Make Pure Water in Probably Stolen (Water Guide)” by Recreational Suffering · Oct 31, 2026 · Release footage uploaded October 31, before update 1.0.0.12 changed the stock Water Purifier's maximum; the build number isn't legible in the frames we checked.
Codex controlled the user’s purchased retail copy on Windows and recorded the starter tests on October 29, 2026: Steam build 26284217, menu version 100-REV3, Water Merchant, Mark Up (Normal), day 1, keyboard and mouse. Writing, footage selection and editing were AI-assisted. No gameplay was generated.
The 2:34 silent video uses actual gameplay at normal speed, with cuts to omit setup delays and close-ups enlarging the original UI. Captions explain the actions; the written steps and results provide a text alternative.
This is a single run, not repeated trials or a comparison of treatment order. Other scenarios and difficulties were not tested. On day 3 we inspected the dedicated machine’s instructions and tooltip; a production cycle and module arrangements remain untested. UV help retains its attributed source limits.
Sources · 8Walkthrough · Official · Reported · checked 9 Nov 2026 · Research checked 9 Nov 2026
Kingy retail water test: build 26284217 (100-REV3) ↗First-hand test on Windows / Steam, Water Merchant, Mark Up (Normal), day 1. Codex operated the purchased retail game and selected/edited real footage. Filter, tablets, testing strips, Match Label and HydraTech handheld tested. Single run; no reverse-order comparison. Dedicated overnight machine and UV production not tested. Source recording timestamps and measurements are in this evidence record.Walkthrough ·
Kingy current-build Water Purifier inspection ↗First-hand inspection, build 26284217 (100-REV3), Water Merchant / Mark Up (Normal), day 3. Unowned Retired Water Merchant stock had empty module slots, Max Purity 99% and Required Energy 4/Day. Instructions identify overnight operation and module stat roles. No production cycle or upgraded output tested. Source timestamps in the evidence JSON.Walkthrough ·
Hotfix & Bell Hotkey Rebind - 1.0.0.5 ↗Water Purifier price 300 to 250; rebindable counter-bell key (B); frame-rate cap follows the monitor; borderless fullscreen for non-16:9 screens; bandage plus Glass Shard makes a Glass Shiv. Official notes; not retested by Kingy.Official ·
Cumulative Update - 1.0.0.12 ↗Stock Water Purifier now cleans to 99.01% (was 99.00%); Moisture Farm 6 L nightly cap fixed; machine energy warnings; Power Line Hijack levels. Official notes; not retested by Kingy.Official ·
Water Balance & Hotfix — 1.0.0.2 ↗Purifier logic reworked; Moisture Farm price 650 to 350 and Water Filter price 50 to 25. Read against the official news feed and SteamDB build 26284217. Starter tests are recorded separately under Kingy retail water test.Official ·
Water purification after the October 28 patch ↗October 29 source describes version 100-REV3, powered overnight purification and the Max Purity tooltip. Secondary reporting, not an independent Kingy test. Exact module formulas and vendor prices are not adopted here.Reported ·
Water Trading Made Easy ↗October 28 full-release player guide, updated 15:53 before the later water hotfix. Used for tablets, pitcher/filter and microbial-contamination troubleshooting only. Obsolete farm prices, numerical purifier recipes, dilution and guaranteed profit claims excluded.Reported ·
UV lamp: a targeted treatment ↗Community-reported video. Visually reviewed 13:33–14:03: UV tool on a container and scanner comparison. August playtest, not a current-patch production or profitability test.Walkthrough ·
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