A toaster changes the grammatical voice used to describe it. The original report makes that effect visible in its own sentences, then follows the consequences beyond a verbal joke.
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01 / Field notes
Notice the pronouns
The source is written in the first person because people describing the toaster involuntarily refer to it that way. This external guide explains the literary device; it does not pretend the fictional effect governs real readers.
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